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Jane Austen for N00Bs by kyetxian Jane Austen for N00Bs by kyetxian
Mr Fitzwilliam Darcy and Miss Elizabeth Bennet's encounter at Hunsford parsonage in the language of the youth of today. As evidenced by the ending, Lizzy needs to get a better contract.


Apparently, UG2BK means "you've got to be kidding" (is it good or bad that I had to look that up?). TLMINTWICEBPOTM means "The last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry." Yes, I am a geek.
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CoreyAMurray Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012
"Then I shall sit here consumed with lust for the rest of the evening."

By the way, did you know Kate Beaton did a parody of bad P&J fanfics called: "Ooh Mister Darcy"?
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ninjajoy Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
hahahh.... and I love how her phone says "bingly"... if only it was "Bingley" xD (wowimweirdhahahh)
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MrsTiggular66 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
VERY funny! I love the TLMINTWICEBPOTM part
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PoetLaurie Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2011
LOL!!!!!!
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Mindless-Ho-oh Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2011  Student General Artist
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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crazyBookworm013 Featured By Owner May 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
man i just read about that part
love it
elizabeth and darcy in the modern day
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Freak-the-Geek Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2011
prevailed *upon to marry, and therefore TLMINTWICEBP*U*TM. Yes, I'm a bigger geek than you. Sry.
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kyetxian Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2011
DAMMIT! My credibility as an ardent Austen fan has been shot!

...Thanks for pointing that out, though. That's really embarrassing. ^^;
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DeLeilasenpei Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
And why is "IN" completed in the abbreviation? And you forgot "whom" ^^
Shouldn't it be:
TLMITWWICEBPUTM

Me is a geek too :D :D
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supergenius42 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2011
I love it!
But, why does it say "Ask Fitzwilliam"?
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:iconkyetxian:
kyetxian Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2011
Ah, because Colonel Fitzwilliam was the only other person Elizabeth would know who could confirm the truth about Wickham :) Glad you liked it!
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supergenius42 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2011
Oh right! Colonel Fitzwilliam! lol I was confused because it's Darcy's first name. XD
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LunaNueva01 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
HAHA! :D Amazingly witty! :D
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lily-azalea Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL! Awesome!! :D
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o0-DarcyDoll-0o Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
XD Genius.
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ithilien1014 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2010
Oh, my goodness! That's just HILARIOUS! So brilliant!
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musicjunkiee11 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
you are my new favorite person. ^^
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kaji-yura Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2010
XDDD that's just amazing!
like Honestly, Just amazing!
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hmmadewell Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2010
Is it sad that I understood the 19th Century version better than I did your's?
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:iconkyetxian:
kyetxian Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010
No, that should be a matter of outright pride.
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:iconhmmadewell:
hmmadewell Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010
Hehe, I guess you're right!
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ecardina Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2010
'bingly bingly beep'

xD
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EvaLilith Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I am so very glad that I do not appear to be the only person who could not help thinking "bingley bingley beep" from Discworld every time I read Mr. Bingley's name (at least, I assume and hope this is the reason you made Elizabeth's phone make that particular sound).
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fazzygrl Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: Love it.
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ari-berry Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2010  Student General Artist
lol- the best part is that I actually understand this. Love the book, and the movie (Colin Firth version ;))
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ElaineRose Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2009  Student Writer
This is what I used to explain Pride & Prejudice to my Dad. It makes me laugh every time I read it. ^_^ Nicely done!
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crimsonangel666 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Mr Darcy is so damn cute!
This made me laugh :)
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olga-dione Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
sooo funny xD
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Linderella Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2009
Brilliant!! :D
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Charlie-sama Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2009
Wait.
D:
What is CUA?
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MrsDarcy92 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2009   Photographer
lol, this is so much harder to understand than the actual book - which isn't hard at all! But its so funny, the credit thing is so true
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WineWriter Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2009
...

LMAO :lmao:
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StrawberrySweet810 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2009
Oh man. This is bad. I new what TLMINTWICEBPOTM meant. I gotta get me a life outside of Austen-land...
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riotgirl678 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2009
brilliant! I loved it!
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AsHappyAsIGet Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2009
oo i love it... u made my day:)
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Guid-chan Featured By Owner May 18, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
auhauha!
cool!! xDD
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A-Luis Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2009
HAHA !! I love it !
It's hard to understand english abbreviations ^^"
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BettyPatch Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009
LoLz!
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Arlenka Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2009
It's too funny :D Great job!
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sketcherjak Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009
I laughed my freakin' tits off! OMG! FUnny!
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meL-xiNyi Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2009
haha.. my friend showed me this

tis hilarious! awesome work! haha :D
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xdreamingxoutxloudx Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2009
this is like the best thing i have ever seen.
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juunichi Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2009
this is..utter genius xDDDD!!! *faves
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melime6 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
you've got me laughing out loud... :lol:

I love it!

or should I say: I luv it!?... =P
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stelise Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
hee hee.....that was really funny
nice take on it :)
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annipannipytti Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I laughed so hard!! =D=D=D
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LadyFianna Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2008
TLMINTWICEBPOTM LOL!!!!
I love this, it's hilarious! I'm such a fan of Jane Austen :D
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zeowynda Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2008
Awww! All of Darcy's expressions are precious. BEST EXCHANGE EVAR! XD
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CeruleanSan Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2008
CUA? xD

:lmao: I love this, a nice twist on my favourite P&;P scene. And you made Mr. Darcy look so cute!
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CharlotteDeBeaufort Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2008
OMG this is soooooo true!!! Makes my day + you're a damn genius!! Definitely fav.
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